why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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