There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
Randomize
