quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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