grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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