yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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