you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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