I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Randomize
