she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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