just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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