I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
drinking out of a sandbucket again
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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