Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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