do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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