She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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