We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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