she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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