He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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