Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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