no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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