new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
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