i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
there was a trapeze. enough said
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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