I want to stick my p in your. b.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
only you would photoshop your dick
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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