He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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