so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Randomize
