there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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