he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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