I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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