So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
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