Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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