Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
