i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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