I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize