how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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