i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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