I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
