Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
and you fell through a lawn chair
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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