Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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