so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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