Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
Randomize
