yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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