Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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