We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Idk if I want to put a bra on
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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