Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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