He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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