I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
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