Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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