Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
How's work?
Spinning.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Shame - the story of my life.
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