Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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