hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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