Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
last night I used snow as a chaser
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