we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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