Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You're my little dorito
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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