Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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