So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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