Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
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