In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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