i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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