Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
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